You're either drowning in manual marketing tasks, or you're about to be.
I build the machines that do all that boring shit while you do literally anything else.
I don't do strategy sessions where we "explore your goals" for 3 hours.
I don't create vision boards.
I build shit that works.
LOOK, HERE'S THE DEAL
THE HONEST TRUTH
THE HONEST TRUTH
Every business owner thinks their situation is unique.
It's not.
You're all doing the same manual shit, just with different logos.
You're either:
🚨 Copying and pasting like it's your job (it's not)
🚨 Missing leads because you're sleeping (human flaw)
🚨 Pretending your "system" works (it doesn't)
🚨 About to burn out (probably tomorrow)
I fix all of that in 30 days or less. Not with magic. Not with manifestation. With boring, beautiful robots that do the work while you do... whatever the fuck you want.
LET ME PAINT YOU A PICTURE
It's 11:47pm.
You're in bed with your laptop because you just remembered you need to:
Send that welcome email to today's inquiry
Follow up with last week's leads
Post tomorrow's social content
Update your CRM (lol what CRM)
Invoice that client from Tuesday
Cry a little bit
Meanwhile, your competitor's automation just sent their 44th perfectly timed email while they're on their third margarita in Bali.
That should be you. (The margaritas, not the crying.)
HOW MUCH IS THIS SORCERY?
HOW MUCH IS THIS SORCERY?
THE VIBE CHECK - $997
The "Show me how cooked I am" package
I'll audit your entire setup and lovingly (but honestly) tell you:
What's broken (probably everything)
What's missing (definitely automations)
What order to fix it in (important)
How much time you're wasting (you'll cry)
Comes with a Loom video of me going through your tech like that friend who organises your closet and judges your choices… harshly. Childhood bestie level, not ‘hung out a couple of times’ friends.
THE QUICKIE - $2,497
The "Fix this one bloody thing" package
You know that ONE task that makes you want to throw your laptop out the window? The thing you do every damn day that a robot should be doing?
I'll kill it. Dead. In one week.
Perfect for when you're not ready for the full transformation but need SOMETHING to change before you lose your mind.
THE MACHINE - $8,997
The "I'm done being my own assistant" package
You're getting:
Every. Single. Automation. You need.
Funnels that actually convert (not just look pretty)
Tech stack that talks to each other (revolutionary, I know)
Me disappearing after 30 days because you won't need me
Training so you're not helpless when I leave
This is for you if:
You're making decent money but have no life
You've said "I should automate this" 47 times
Your current system is sticky notes and prayer
You're ready to stop playing small
30 days. Then you're free.
STILL SKEPTICAL?
COOL.
LET'S TALK NUMBERS
You're probably wasting 20+ hours per week on manual tasks.
If your time is worth even $100/hour (it's probably more), that's $2,000/week you're lighting on fire.
$8,000/month. $96,000/year.
But sure, keep copy-pasting those emails. I'll wait.
LET’S HAVE A
QUICK REALITY CHECK
SHALL WE?
While you're reading this:
Someone just manually sent an email you could have automated
Someone just lost a lead because they were asleep
Someone just spent 3 hours doing what robots could do in 3 seconds
Someone just burned out and quit their business
That someone is probably you.
THE PART YOU'RE SCARED TO ADMIT
You've tried to fix this before.
Maybe you bought that course about funnels
(never finished it).
Maybe you hired that VA
(they quit after 3 weeks).
Maybe you signed up for 17 different tools
(none of them talk to each other).
You're not broken. The solutions were.
You don't need another band-aid.
You need someone to burn it all down and rebuild it properly.
Once.
Right.
WARNING
WARNING
What's it actually costing you?
Not just the 20+ hours a week (though, that's depressing).
It's the clients you're losing while you sleep.
It's the referrals that go nowhere because you forgot to follow up.
It's the premium prices you can't charge because you look amateur.
It's the Sunday anxiety knowing Monday's coming.
It's your kid asking why you're always on your laptop.
It's your partner eating dinner alone. Again.
It's the vacation you won't take because "who'll handle the emails?"
That's what manual marketing actually costs.
Still think $8,997 is expensive?
LET'S GET UNCOMFORTABLE FOR A SECOND
A LOVE LETTER TO YOUR OBJECTIONS
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You can't afford NOT to. You're haemorrhaging money through missed opportunities daily. Payment plans available if you need them.
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Exactly. You don't have time because you're doing everything manually. This GIVES you time back. Also, I do the heavy lifting.
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Unless your industry doesn't use email, calendars, or money, it works. I've automated everything from witches to accountants.
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Perfect. Neither are my best clients. You handle your genius. I handle the robots.
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Cool. Pay them $4K/month forever. Or pay me $9K once.
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Things never slow down. They speed up. You either build systems now or drown later.
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Here's what your competitors have that you don't:
Nothing.
Literally nothing except better systems.
They're not smarter. Not more talented. Not working harder. They just automated the boring shit so they can focus on the money-making shit.
While you're sending welcome emails, they're closing deals. While you're updating spreadsheets, they're creating content. While you're following up manually, they're on a beach.
The game isn't rigged. You're just playing it wrong.
WHAT HAPPENS AFTER YOU PAY ME
Day 1-7: The Archaeology Phase
I dig through your current chaos, figure out what's salvageable (usually nothing), and map out your new empire.
Day 8-21: The Building Phase
I disappear and build everything. You don't need to watch. Go live your life. I'll handle it.
Day 22-28: The Testing Phase
We test everything, fix the bugs, make sure your robots are perfect.
Day 29-30: The Freedom Phase
I train you (or your team) on everything, hand over the keys, and set you free.
Day 31+: The "Holy Shit" Phase
You realise you have your life back and text me things like "I JUST MADE MONEY WHILE SLEEPING" and "IS THIS LEGAL?"