IF YOU COULDN’T ALREADY TELL, I’M COUNTRY BORN AND RAISED. WELL, IF YOU COUNT A LARGE INLAND CITY AS ‘COUNTRY’. ACTUAL COUNTRY PEOPLE WOULDN’T BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT. IT’S COUNTRY ENOUGH TO TELL YOU WHAT IT NEEDS TO TELL YOU.

I’M A LAW SCHOOL DROPOUT - THE TALE AS OLD AS TIME. AND WHILE PURSING A CAREER IN CRIMINOLOGY, I ACCIDENTALLY BECAME THE GENERAL MANAGER OF A WHOLE ASS BUSINESS. MANAGING SALES PEOPLE IN EVERY STATE (AND A FEW COUNTRIES). REVIEWING THE PROFIT AND LOSS STATEMENTS, HIRING, FIRING, EXCEEDING SALES YEAR ON YEAR, BUILDING AN ECOMMERCE ARM FROM THE GROUND UP, NAVIGATING EARLY DAYS OF SOCIAL MEDIA FOR BUSINESS. AT 22.

AND THEN I’M AN ONLINE BUSINESS MANAGER FOR SOME OF THE BIGGEST COACHES AND COURSE CREATORS IN AUSTRALIA.

AND THEN I’M THE GENERAL MANAGER + DIRECTOR OF STRATEGIC MARKETING & PARTNERSHIPS.

SO THEN I’M THIS GAL THAT HAS TO EXPLAIN THIS WEIRD CONCOCTION OF EXPERIENCE.

YOU NEED HELP WITH YOUR BUSINESS OPERATIONS? YEP, ME.

HELP WITH YOUR MARKETING STRATEGY? ME AGAIN.

BUILDING A WHOLE ASS TECH SYSTEM? SURPRISE, IT’S ME.

BUT YOU ALSO HAVE A QUESTION ABOUT LABELLING THEORY AND HOW IT APPLIES TO YOUNG OFFENDERS? GIRL, HIT ME UP.

WHAT ABOUT DECIPHERING A CONTRACT? YOU GUESSED IT, ME.

WHAT I’VE REALLY DISCOVERED IN MY 85 YEARS IN LIFE IS THAT I WANT TO WORK WITH WOMEN THAT ARE BRILLIANT AND I WANT TO SUPPORT THEM IN THEIR BRILLIANCE.

SOMETIMES THAT’S LOOKED LIKE DOING EVERY DAMN THING.

OTHER TIMES IT’S JUST SITTING ON A ZOOM, LISTENING TO THE SPIRAL AND SAYING “IT’S NOT THAT DEEP – POST THE BLOODY THING”

IF YOU’RE LOOKING FOR PROFESSIONALISM, YOU’RE PROBABLY NOT EVEN READING THIS FAR BECAUSE I AM CERTAINLY NOT YOUR GAL.

BUT IF YOU WANT SOMEONE THAT MAKES ALL THIS SHIT FUN, I AM YOUR GAL.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO INCLUDE IN THIS THING. VERY WEIRD TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF, ESPECIALLY AFTER ONE OR MORE GLASSES OF WINE. COCO IS MY PUG. MATT IS MY HUSBAND.